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3 min read · week 7

เป็นหวัด: Thai illnesses are things you are

Why do you 'be' a cold?

เป็น is the verb that links two nouns: ผมเป็นครู, I am a teacher. It is also the verb for catching an illness, and that is not a coincidence or an idiom to memorise. เป็น marks a state you have entered and now belong to. A cold is a category you are temporarily a member of.

So you do not have a cold in Thai. You are one.

  • เป็นหวัดpen wàt

    to have a cold

  • เป็นไข้pen kʰâj

    to have a fever

  • เป็นครูpen kʰruː

    to be a teacher

    same verb, and now it looks ordinary

ปวด and เจ็บ are not interchangeable

ปวด is a dull internal ache: head, stomach, back, teeth. It comes from inside and nothing was done to you.

เจ็บ is a sharp pain from an injury: something hit, cut, twisted or bitten. ปวดหัว is a headache. เจ็บหัว is having been hit on the head. A pharmacist will hear the difference immediately and hand you different things.

  • ปวดหัวpùːat hǔːa

    headache

  • ปวดท้องpùːat tʰɔ́ːŋ

    stomach ache

  • เจ็บคอtɕèp kʰɔː

    sore throat

  • เจ็บเข่าtɕèp kʰàw

    my knee hurts

    the sort of pain you can point at the cause of

What you will be asked

เป็นอะไร, literally 'you are what'. It is the standard opening at a pharmacy counter and it is asking what is wrong, not who you are.

Answer with a verb, not a noun. เป็นหวัด or ปวดหัว is a complete reply. Reaching for the noun for the disease is the European instinct and it is the slower road to the medicine.

  • เป็นอะไรpen ʔà.raj

    what's wrong?